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On a restaurant table: "Before leaving, please check all the belongings in your bag. If you find something that belongs to the restaurant, please return it to the proper place. This thing happened to my brother, who is a lawyer by profession, while traveling to US on a Kochi-New York flight. There was a French, a Japanese and an American with him. First the French took an expensive perfume, sprayed it all over his body and then threw it to the dust bin, saying "we have plenty of them". Seeing this, the Japanese pulled out a high tech PDA from his pocket, did some operations, threw it to the dust bin, saying "we have plenty of them". Outraged by these acts, the American pushed my brother out of the plane, and said, "he is a lawyer, and we have plenty of them". Now my brother is at Kuwait. Following are some of the funniest(?!) T-shirt slogans that I've seen on the geeks (computer creatures) around town.
Patient: Go on then give me the bad news first. Doctor: Well you only have 24 hours to live. Patient: Ohh God! If that's the bad news, what's the very bad news? Doctor: I couldn't get a hold of you yesterday! The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too. Ladies!!! No offence meant. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day." * pic 1 * pic 2 * pic 3 * pic 4 * pic 5 *
if you are born in January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December...here is your character |
